What your favorite running shoe brand says about you

Aidan Pollard

Nike:

You’re either a freshman in high school or a pro. There’s no in-between. 

New Balance:

Just like the company itself, you spend a lot of time explaining that the brand isn’t just for dads. 

Mizuno:

You’re a casual runner who fell for a shoe store’s sales pitch, but really they just wanted the Mizunos gone. Seriously. Who wears Mizunos?

Saucony:

You wear your trainers to semi-formal outings. 

Hoka One One:

You’re like that nephew who always asks if you have games on your phone, except you’re a full-grown adult. 

Altra:

Psychopath.   

Reebok: 

Your name is Justyn Knight. 

Adidas:

You used to play soccer instead of running cross country. You never shut up about how you would’ve gone DI if you didn’t have a bum knee.