Hating 101

• This week is a rant. I’m about to chat so warning for y’all. 

 

• I need to get this off real quick. Airports need better food. This is something that has been driving me crazy as of late and I don’t know if everyone else feels the same way or I just haven’t been in enough airports. But let’s address this real quick. 

 

• First, I have to talk about JFK. JFK is my airport. Between JFK and LaGuardia, I’m going to JFK everytime. The reason is really because I’m from Canarsie, Brooklyn. Canarsie is about a 15 minute drive from JFK, which is at the start of Queens. So that’s just the most logical airport for me to go to instead of LaGuardia all the way in Corona, Queens. 

 

• That being said, JFK needs to step it up. I can only speak on Terminal 5 JetBlue because that’s what I fly. Let me tell y’all the options they have: Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, this boujee restaurant that you need some sort of access to eat in, two low grade corner stores, this basic breakfast spot, a liquor store/duty free, and this supposed Caribbean restaurant. 

 

• For an airport that practically half of NYC uses, these are TRASH options. Like I genuinely wouldn’t rather eating fast food early morning or something……….but at this point I’ll take a McDonald’s or even a Subway (I don’t eat subway) over what they have. 

 

• If you want to go higher end fast food then a Shake Shack or like even Panda Express (YALL KNOW I HATE PANDA) will be good. Anything but the options they have. And then the PRICE. Like okay I get that it’s supposed to be expensive, it’s the airport, cool. But last month I paid $4 for a pack of gummy bears. That’s criminally insane. 

 

• I been in airports in Jacksonville, Boston, and Buffalo and seen way better option than us, who live in the city, the best city at that.

 

PART TWO – Random

• Can we talk about how much no one watches TV anymore? Like cable TV.  I get that streaming services are everything, but it’s really weird seeing that transition. 

 

• I actually used to think Beyonce was super overrated growing up and always said that Rihanna was better. But imma be so honest, I have been listening to some Beyonce for the past week and she really got that. Destiny’s Child and solo career. I still think Rihanna is better to me personally, but I’m seeing why Beyonce got her community on lock.

 

• Ketchup really is nasty. I don’t know how people eat it. It’s mad overwhelming and visually disgusting too. Everyone already knows I don’t like mayo for anything.

 

• The best season is undoubtedly spring.

 

• Kevin Hart isn’t funny.

 

• I hate ankle socks.

 

• Grapes the fruits are great, but everything grape flavored tastes like shit.

 

• Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. And then adding ham on that for a Hawaiian pizza? Mad disgusting.

 

• I think shrimp and broccoli with rice is better than chicken and broccoli with rice from the Chinese spot, but they always skimp on the shrimp just because they’re big.

 

• Boneless wings are literal chicken nuggets and only meant for children.

 

• Tea is way better than coffee.

 

• I like Polo sweat suits but they get unreasonably hot, or maybe that’s just me.

 

• Both ranch and blue cheese are mad nasty.

 

• Hard shell tacos are super trash. Soft shell is the only way, unless it’s birria but even those are overrated to me.

 

PART THREE

• I saw this lady on IG talking about $30 isn’t enough for her lunch and she eats $100 lunches and I really need to just go off on that real quick.

 

• For one, she must be laced. You can get so much quality food for less than $20 it’s crazy.

 

• Unless you eating at some crazy expensive spot every day or you just feeling boujee, that just doesn’t make sense to spend $100 daily for LUNCH.

 

• I can get a good lunch for less than $10 fr fr. Especially back in the towns????????

 

• Lemme break down to y’all my food science of guaranteed meals that slap for less than $10:

• Halal chicken over rice, extra hot sauce, not a lot of white sauce

 

• 4 wings, cut up, with shrimp fried rice OR General Tso’s with broccoli and white rice

 

• Chopped cheese (no mayo, add bbq sauce & bacon) with fries 

 

• Turkey everything, no mayo, toasted roll, pepper jack cheese, salt pepper oil and vinegar, with some chips

 

• Small ( no medium bc of inflation) curry chicken with rice, HOLD THE CABBAGE or stew chicken with some rice and peas 

 

• Chicken roti (dhalpuri, hate bussupshot) 

 

• And the list goes on. Maybe she really got it like that and I’m pocket watching but idc.

 

• Anyways, that’s another blog for y’all. New video dropping before the end of the week you hurddddddd.