Hating 101

• Yo wassup family. This my first post so let’s see how this goes. I’m starting this week off with straight controversy. I’m about to drop two tier lists; one on food chains and one on snack/candy brands. These lists will rank my thoughts on where these items belong on a scale of  S tier to F tier, with S meaning elite and F meaning total shit. 

 

• Now let me say this first; this is my list and nothing will change my mind. I’m also somewhat of a food savant if you will so…..yea there’s that. However, I do want to hear you guys’ opinions in the comments below. So let’s start.

First up we have the food chain tier list:

• I don’t think the F tier needs any explanation. Only people I know that eat white castle and actually think it’s good are my sister Sheenia and my friend Samayiah. Both of them lose me every single time they do that. Oh and Greg. That disappoints me because Greg definitely knows better. Applebee’s is a drunk mistake. Denny’s is a literal last resort in every sense of the term. Arby’s is also trash but I know some people who said I’m bugging (you Chynaa and Kell, I’m talking about you). Regardless, that clears up F.

 

• D tier should also be unanimous. To be fair, I did grow up eating Little Caesars when we were broke and their $5 pizza always came in clutch. But I’m older now……. And yea, that explains it. Can’t go back to eating that. The same applies for Subway and KFC, but Subway does have a great smell though. I would randomly crave KFC sometimes, but I still acknowledge that it’s not good, I just want it. Panda Express is a disgrace, no more words needed.

 

• I honestly feel like C tier is solid so I don’t want to spend too much time on it. Only thing I want to address is why I have Dunkin in C and Starbucks in B. I grew up on Dunkin, but since I’ve been in college upstate I’ve had Starbucks a lot, so I’ll call it recency bias. 

 

• B tier was really hard for me to make, which is why it’s the longest. What makes these foods B tier to me is the consistency. You know what you’re getting everytime you go. They’re usually affordable, frequent, and can be nostalgic. But that’s where it stops. Personally, I really like McDonald’s and I can eat it just as much as the next person. But I’m not expecting it to wow me or rave about it, it just gets the job done.

 

• Now we’re getting high up. A tier revolves around the B tier requirements plus quality. And nothing tastes more quality than some fresh Wendy’s. My only gripe with Wendy’s is that the portion sizes seem to get smaller every time I go, and I don’t know why they changed from the circle sauces to the rectangle ones (if you know you know). You can’t really beat Popeyes, except the grease attack after you finish. Papa Johns is good quality takeout pizza, and Chinese food (specifically NYC chinese food) is legendary. Auntie Annes is the only debatable one here.

 

• Finally, S tier. I don’t think any of these are debatable at all. They taste great, everytime, all the time. I forgot to add Korean Hot Pot, that’s S tier for sure too.

And now I’m about to drop the Snack/Candy tier list below:

• Now this is way more controversial. And a lot to cover. So I’m not lmaoo. I’m going to address the things I feel like need to be stressed. Let me know how y’all feel in the comments.

 

• Goldfish is S tier and I don’t care what people say. The ONLY issue I have is the cheese it leaves on your teeth and the cottonmouth you get when you eat them.

 

• Crunch is so slept on, definitely A tier candy. UTZ’s are also A tier chips, especially the Red Hot ones. 

 

• Snickers is super overrated. Like super overrated. And I know I’m getting people upset. But it’s literally no better than MilkyWay. That’s why they’re in the same category. I would’ve put Pringles way lower if not for the BBQ flavor, so I’ll be fair. 

 

• Taki’s are trash, but just not F tier level. And I hate Hot Fries. And my cousin Jaden needs to stop eating them. We are 19/20 now. Grow up.

 

• F tier…….speaks for itself. I’m going to get a lot of backlash for the kettle cooked opinion but so what. It’s trash. Sun Chips remind me of NYC DOE school lunch, which are times I desperately don’t want to be reminded of. 

 

That’s it for my first blog y’all. Thanks for the support, and again let me know your thoughts in the comments. First podcast episode dropping REAL SOON so stay tuned.